{"type":"general","setup":"How do the trees get on the internet?","punchline":"They log on.","id":120}
{"fact":"The cat who holds the record for the longest non-fatal fall is Andy. He fell from the 16th floor of an apartment building (about 200 ft\/.06 km) and survived.","length":157}
{"type":"programming","setup":"What goes after USA?","punchline":"USB.","id":383}
{"fact":"Cats can predict earthquakes. We humans are not 100% sure how they do it. There are several different theories.","length":111}
{"slip": { "id": 214, "advice": "Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Never take advice from electrons.","punchline":"They are always negative.","id":75}
{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}
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